im drinking this country out of the recession.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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