I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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