I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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