You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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