LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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