Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
How's work?
Spinning.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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