talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
tell me about the fingering
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