I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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