Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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