she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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