my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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