And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize
