And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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