You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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