i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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