Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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