I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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