Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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