She's JV to your varsity
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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