Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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