Your face is a jimmy john
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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