Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
