I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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