fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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