You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Shame - the story of my life.
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