I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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