She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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