My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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