What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
How naked do you want me to be?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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