i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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