I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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