Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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