Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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