we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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