This is not my ceiling
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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