how can u be prego again
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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