meet me or not, i'm out of control
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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