I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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