East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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