is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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