didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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