I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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