party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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