Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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