question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
His nipple licking is glorious
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