It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Who put my cat in the fridge?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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