Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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