Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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