I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize