for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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