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(651): View more from Minnesota

I accidentally had phone sex last night

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(212): View more from New York

Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles

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(619): View more from California

I want to have your abortion

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(805): View more from California

She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up

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(631): View more from New York

Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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(519): View more from Ontario

duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"

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