It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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