also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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