You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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