i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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