Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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