About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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