we're blogging at a bar
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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