Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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