you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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